best-of-funny:

peterezi:

peterezi:

i always read the word polish as polish at first

wait shit

X

(Source: shixn)

best-of-funny:

shessosumptuous:

So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t

X

(Source: charmslapped)

easterliliesriseinthewest:

bonushumor:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for ur alone

n is no one wants to be with you because all you do is sit at home

down here in the deep blue abyss they call tumblr

lohanthony:

beyonce doesn’t have a thigh gap so why should you